1 – Dance around your room in just your pants to a proper cheesy 90’s playlist. Crank up the Spice Girls, blast S Club 7 and Mmmmbop all over your bed you filthy rascal.
2 – Put on dramatic, daring make up you would never normally wear and take a tonne of selfies looking fierce as fuck. Upload them to Instagram and revel in all the positive, yet pervy comments.
3 – Have a hot bath, shave your legs and smother yourself in a delicious body lotion and feel like a hot bish.
4 – Scroll through Facebook and look at pictures that made you cringe at the time because you were a drunk hot mess, but look at your smile and how genuinely happy you look because you’re drunk, having a good time and give zero fucks.
5 – Ask yourself, what would Beyonce do if she was sad and then do that thing.
6 – Masturbate whilst watching cartoon porn. It’s both horny and hilarious (so I’ve heard). Also, an orgasm releases endorphins that make you happy so go for several rounds if you want to be smiling until the cows come home.
7 – YouTube videos of kittens being cute.
8 – Find a Nigella recipe for something delicious, go to the shop, buy all the ingredients and make it. Of course, take pictures of your creation for validation on Facebook.
9 – Watch a Disney film. Bitches love Disney films. It has to be something really cheesy, like The Little Mermaid or Cinderella. Bish, you will go to the ball.
10 – Run down the stairs topless and hold your boobs to feel them jiggle and bounce about. Instant happiness.
11 – Watch Miles Jay’s videos.
12 – Do your nails, pluck your eyebrows, dye your hair etc. and other basic grooming. Just because you feel shitty you don’t need to look shit too.
13 – Buy shoes. The higher the heel the better you’ll feel and spend as much as you want – you’ll be returning them when you feel better.
14 – Do some exercise. Going to the gym would be your best bet but if you can’t face going outside do some squats, sit ups and lunges.
15 – Tidy up. Cleaning is a great distraction and a tidy home is a tidy mind.
16 – Take a nap or go to bed early. If need be, pop a sleeping pill… Everything is always better in the morning.
17 – Febreze your mattress and change your sheets. Fresh sheets are the best and no one can be sad snuggled up in clean, fresh sheets.
18 – Bake cupcakes. Because cupcakes.
19 – Book tickets to something fabulous with someone you don’t see often. Lastminute offer a range of cheap tickets to comedy nights, give yourself something to look forward to.
20 – Call your mum and have a good cry, mum’s make everything better, it’s their job.
21 – Remember you are fucking awesome and sometimes it’s OK to be sad.
how about running down the stairs holding someone else’s boobs?
LOL! Yeah, that would do it 😀
Cursing a lot does not automatically = hilarious writing. Actually think of someone clever instead of using a four letter word every few minutes. It’s just taking the easy way out in slack “comedy” writing and pretty annoying. Also, Disney movies are awesome and for everyone. As a fan, casual comments like that irritate me. People who obviously don’t know anything about the company other than a few movies and who assume every film is a princess film (there’s over 50 official Disney animated movies and there’s only 16 princesses) and that all of them end with a princess getting married or some typical happy ending (see: Mulan and The Fox and the Hound. Can’t forget to mention the very mature films like the Black Caldron and The Hunchback of Notre Dame. That one has a song called Hellfire. Very much for “bishes”). Also the “cheesy” statement, as if those movies are strictly for children and are pure sacchrine, as if before computer tech people didn’t put years of hard work into making art which these films are. Ignorant outsider comments make me laugh. http://mobile.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/w/waltdisney131646.html
Cool story bro.
Tidying up and eating cupcakes are always my go to! Oh, and dancing around my room to a proper cheesy ’90s playlist is the best! Especially in just your pants.